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Туй чудо вече е минавало през майл листа, и според мен е пълна глупост. Както може да се напише за България, така може да се напише за поне още 50 страни (ако не и повече). Някой от нещата са истина, но 85% от споменатите точки са пълни глупости, и ако за някои са истина, то за много от нас не са.
Така че, на мен хич не ми се реве като го чета, а най-малко ще потъпче гордостта ми от това, че съм Българин. На който не му изнася, има други държави по света, където може да се прекръсти и да се тупа по гърдите.
Vladimir Vitkov wrote: | За който не го е чел това ... да го прочете ... на мен лично ми се | прирева. Факт е че това описва над 95% от българското общество. Над | 90% покриват поне едно 30 от твърденията ... | | | On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 22:52:47 +0200, j0rdan <email@example.com> wrote: | | You know you're Bulgarian when... | 1. Your 15 year old sister can out-drink any American. | 2. At your wedding you know only about a third of the guests. | 3. At least one of your friends' nickname is "Sasho". | 4. Your father calls you a dummy for not knowing how to do something | he can't do either. | 5. You drive a better car than your parents. | 6. There is a 120-gallon barrel of wine and cabbage in your garage. | 7. There is more alcohol in your liquor cabinet than at the local bar. | 8. You are 18 years old but your parents still call you by your | sibling's or pet's name. | 9. You can hear your dad snoring from across the street. | 10. Your baba and diado live in your basement. | 11. Your dad carries around enough money to buy a car. | 12.Both your parents had to walk to school barefoot in the snow, 5 km | uphill - both ways - and over rocks and they make sure to remind you | every time you get in your car. | 13. There is at least one relative that your family refuses to talk to. | 14. Being someone's best man really has no meaning. | 15. When you make jokes based on your own tragedy. | 16. Your church has a fully loaded bar. | 17. You don't want to have or do any business with Bulgarians. | 18. Your parents have a shot of rakiya for breakfast. | 19. You started to drink at the age of 12. | 20. It takes over 8 years to finish college. | 21. You have a Bulgarian cross, flag, or icon, hanging from your rear | view mirror. | 22. You base your whole life on the fortune in your coffee cup. | 23. You live with your mom and dad until you are married. | 24. Your mom tells you not to sit on cement or your ovaries will freeze. | 25. There is a slab of fat in your fridge called 'slanina.' | 26. When your baba will not accept the fact that you're not hungry. | 27. You go to a restaurant and you bring your own drinks. | 28. You live for the annual soccer tournament. | 29. When your grandma insists that farting is healthy. | 30. All of your elderly acquaintances are scared of drafts. | 31. When you can hear your parents talking and you are across the street. | 32. When you're a girl, and you dye your hair no other color than burgundy. | 33. Everyone is sure you're Greek or Italian. | 34. No one has ever pronounced your name right, and every kid on the | block has a different nickname for it. | 35. When you can always smell garlic on your parents breath and they | insist that is kills bacteria. | 36. When no matter how old you are, your parents never say you're right. | 37. When you're 6'5 and 150 kg and your parents still think you are too skinny. | 38. When you're hungry, and then you go and buy a pack of smokes. | 39. When your baba would rather walk 5 miles to the grocery store | instead of pay a quarter to take the bus. | 40. When you have a chicken running in your back yard. | 41. You have a shot of rakiya followed by cherno kafe and a pack of | Marlboro for breakfast. | 42. You sport the latest Nike and Adidas outfits but have never | exercised in your life. | 43. You always have the latest mobile phone on the market. | 44. You can spend 3 hrs in a Cafe drinking the same cup of coffee. | 45. When your parents call relatives in Bulgaria and they have to | shout to be heard. | 46. As soon as you tell a neighbor you're Bulgarian they usually | scream STOICKOV with a weird accent. | 47. When you're married with kids and your mother still insists on | cooking for you. | 48. When you beg a friend who's going back to Bulgaria to buy you some | "good" cigarettes. | 49. You know you're Bulgarian when you're 25, live on your own, and | still sneak up the stairs when you get home at six in the morning. | 50. Your parents insist that piling blankets on you body is the way to | cure your 102 degree fever. | 51. When you started going to clubs when you were 14. | 52. When you think chalga is good music. | 53. When you are never certain whether to stay abroad or return to Bulgaria. | 54. You know you're Bulgarian when your dad thinks everyone in China | has a black belt. | 55. When people still think that you are from Bolivia no matter how | many times you say you're from Bulgaria. | 56. When your parents' friends have no shame in telling you you've | gained weight. | 57. You know you're Bulgarian when all you have to do is sniffle and | your parents say "uh-huh" and start yelling at you for getting sick. | 58. You move next door to a family member to be closer but then end up | not talking to each other because of something stupid you said when | you were drunk. | 59. YOU KNOW YOU'RE BULGARIAN WHEN YOU HAVE RUN AWAY FROM BULGARIA AND | STILL SAY IT'S THE BEST PLACE TO LIVE....... | |
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