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Re: Are you bulgarian????

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Туй чудо вече е минавало през майл листа, и според мен е пълна глупост.
Както може да се напише за България, така може да се напише за поне още
50 страни (ако не и повече).
Някой от нещата са истина, но 85% от споменатите точки са пълни
глупости, и ако за някои са истина, то за много от нас не са.

Така че, на мен хич не ми се реве като го чета, а най-малко ще потъпче
гордостта ми от това, че съм Българин. На който не му изнася, има други
държави по света, където може да се прекръсти и да се тупа по гърдите.

Vladimir Vitkov wrote:
| За който не го е чел това ... да го прочете ... на мен лично ми се
| прирева. Факт е че това описва над 95% от българското общество. Над
| 90% покриват поне едно 30 от твърденията ...
| On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 22:52:47 +0200, j0rdan <j0rdan.vip@gmail.com> wrote:
| You know you're Bulgarian when...
| 1. Your 15 year old sister can out-drink any American.
| 2. At your wedding you know only about a third of the guests.
| 3. At least one of your friends' nickname is "Sasho".
| 4. Your father calls you a dummy for not knowing how to do something
| he can't do either.
| 5. You drive a better car than your parents.
| 6. There is a 120-gallon barrel of wine and cabbage in your garage.
| 7. There is more alcohol in your liquor cabinet than at the local bar.
| 8. You are 18 years old but your parents still call you by your
| sibling's or pet's name.
| 9. You can hear your dad snoring from across the street.
| 10. Your baba and diado live in your basement.
| 11. Your dad carries around enough money to buy a car.
| 12.Both your parents had to walk to school barefoot in the snow, 5 km
| uphill - both ways - and over rocks and they make sure to remind you
| every time you get in your car.
| 13. There is at least one relative that your family refuses to talk to.
| 14. Being someone's best man really has no meaning.
| 15. When you make jokes based on your own tragedy.
| 16. Your church has a fully loaded bar.
| 17. You don't want to have or do any business with Bulgarians.
| 18. Your parents have a shot of rakiya for breakfast.
| 19. You started to drink at the age of 12.
| 20. It takes over 8 years to finish college.
| 21. You have a Bulgarian cross, flag, or icon, hanging from your rear
| view mirror.
| 22. You base your whole life on the fortune in your coffee cup.
| 23. You live with your mom and dad until you are married.
| 24. Your mom tells you not to sit on cement or your ovaries will freeze.
| 25. There is a slab of fat in your fridge called 'slanina.'
| 26. When your baba will not accept the fact that you're not hungry.
| 27. You go to a restaurant and you bring your own drinks.
| 28. You live for the annual soccer tournament.
| 29. When your grandma insists that farting is healthy.
| 30. All of your elderly acquaintances are scared of drafts.
| 31. When you can hear your parents talking and you are across the street.
| 32. When you're a girl, and you dye your hair no other color than
| 33. Everyone is sure you're Greek or Italian.
| 34. No one has ever pronounced your name right, and every kid on the
| block has a different nickname for it.
| 35. When you can always smell garlic on your parents breath and they
| insist that is kills bacteria.
| 36. When no matter how old you are, your parents never say you're right.
| 37. When you're 6'5 and 150 kg and your parents still think you are
too skinny.
| 38. When you're hungry, and then you go and buy a pack of smokes.
| 39. When your baba would rather walk 5 miles to the grocery store
| instead of pay a quarter to take the bus.
| 40. When you have a chicken running in your back yard.
| 41. You have a shot of rakiya followed by cherno kafe and a pack of
| Marlboro for breakfast.
| 42. You sport the latest Nike and Adidas outfits but have never
| exercised in your life.
| 43. You always have the latest mobile phone on the market.
| 44. You can spend 3 hrs in a Cafe drinking the same cup of coffee.
| 45. When your parents call relatives in Bulgaria and they have to
| shout to be heard.
| 46. As soon as you tell a neighbor you're Bulgarian they usually
| scream STOICKOV with a weird accent.
| 47. When you're married with kids and your mother still insists on
| cooking for you.
| 48. When you beg a friend who's going back to Bulgaria to buy you some
| "good" cigarettes.
| 49. You know you're Bulgarian when you're 25, live on your own, and
| still sneak up the stairs when you get home at six in the morning.
| 50. Your parents insist that piling blankets on you body is the way to
| cure your 102 degree fever.
| 51. When you started going to clubs when you were 14.
| 52. When you think chalga is good music.
| 53. When you are never certain whether to stay abroad or return to
| 54. You know you're Bulgarian when your dad thinks everyone in China
| has a black belt.
| 55. When people still think that you are from Bolivia no matter how
| many times you say you're from Bulgaria.
| 56. When your parents' friends have no shame in telling you you've
| gained weight.
| 57. You know you're Bulgarian when all you have to do is sniffle and
| your parents say "uh-huh" and start yelling at you for getting sick.
| 58. You move next door to a family member to be closer but then end up
| not talking to each other because of something stupid you said when
| you were drunk.

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