from the management

[stefan_gorchilov@overgas.bg]

Dear Employees:

It has been brought to management's
attention that some individuals
throughout the company have been using
foul language during the course of
normal conversation with their coworkers.
Due to complaints received from some
employees who may be easily offended,
this type of language will be no longer
be tolerated.
We do however, realize the critical
importance of being able to accurately
express your feelings when communicating
with coworkers.
Therefore, a list of "TRY SAYING"
new phrases has been provided so that
proper exchange of ideas and information
can continue in an effective
manner.

1) TRY SAYING:
I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the
fuck you're doing.

2) TRY SAYING:
She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting bitch.

3) TRY SAYING:
Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the fuck do you
expect me to do this?

4) TRY SAYING:
I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No fucking way.

5) TRY SAYING:
Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be shitting
me!

6) TRY SAYING:
Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a
shit.

7) TRY SAYING:
I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my fucking problem.

8) TRY SAYING:
That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the fuck?

9) TRY SAYING:
I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This shit won't work.

10) TRY SAYING:
I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the hell didn't you
tell me sooner?

11) TRY SAYING:
He's not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his
ass.

12) TRY SAYING:
Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat shit and die.

13) TRY SAYING:
So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my ass.

14) TRY SAYING:
I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: Fuck it, I'm on salary.

15) TRY SAYING:
I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your ass.

16) TRY SAYING:
I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This job sucks.

17) TRY SAYING:
You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the hell died and made
you boss?

18) TRY SAYING:
I see.
INSTEAD OF: Blow me.

19) TRY SAYING:
He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He's a prick.


Thank You,

Human Resources