Nutritional Wisdom

["Svetoslav Hristov" <SHristov@lirex.bg>]

Съжалявам че е на английски, но не ми се превежда.

A word on fat 



For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on 

nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting 
medical studies: 



1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, British or Canadians. 

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, British or Canadians. 

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, British or Canadians. 

4. The Italians drink large amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, British or 
Canadians. 

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the 
Americans, British or Canadians. 

6. Ukrainians drink a lot of vodka, eat a lot of perogies, cabbage rolls and suffer fewer heart attacks than the 
Americans, British or Canadians. 

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently 
what kills you. 


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